1 / 1Goofiez Smalls
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Full pound $1,050.00 · pick a size below
Quantity
¼ lb · $289.00 each
Minimum order $100
Funky, balanced hybrid smalls — a full ounce of loud, sticky flavor at a value price. Hemp-derived, lab-tested, 21+.
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Verified THC potency & purity
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Transparency
Tested. Vetted. Documented.
Every batch is independently lab-tested for THC potency, residual solvents, and microbial contaminants before it leaves the warehouse.
View this product’s COAGoofiez Smalls strain profile
- Type
- Hybrid
- THC
- 24.8%
- Flavor
- fruit, earth, skunk
- Effects
- happy, giggly
- Best for
- Anytime — a balance of both
Is Goofiez Smalls indica or sativa?
Goofiez Smalls is a hybrid. Hybrids usually balance a relaxed body with a clear head.
What does Goofiez Smalls taste like?
Expect fruit, earth and skunk notes.
How strong is Goofiez Smalls?
Goofiez Smalls tests around 24.8% THC — top-shelf, dispensary-grade strength.
How does Goofiez Smalls make you feel?
It's known for a happy and giggly feel.
Does Goofiez Smalls get you high?
Yes — this is real THC. Smoked or vaped, it delivers a full cannabis high, just like top-shelf dispensary flower.
Goofiez lives up to the name — wild, weird, and seriously effective. These smalls deliver a strong, balanced hybrid character in a compact, jar-ready nug that's all flavor and no filler. Perfect for the roller who wants a full ounce of loud without paying full-flower prices. The terps stay funky and fun, the cure keeps it sticky, and the value speaks for itself. Hemp-derived and lab-tested under the 2018 Farm Bill. Adults 21+, shipped discreet.
Flavor: fruit, earth, skunk
THC: 24.8%
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Lab-tested · hemp-derived · all 50 states · plain, smell-proof box
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